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I love that scene, it's so funny. That movie is very good (yes, i have it in my small movie collection)

But for the killer rabbit, it's more the "killer flu" in this case (if we are real picky)

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife."

"Well, tell me!" the man said.

The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in San Francisco Bay."

"Oh my god!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"

"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."

"If that's the good news than what's the great news?!", Mr. Wilkens demanded.

The policeman said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."

Hehe, we have her a bit same type of the joke about the guy who found his mother-in-law from the river.

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A GOOD one..........

Larry wrote:http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Vampire-Americans

Hmmm, i wonder if we have Vampires in Sweden too?

A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people can understand.

I can hear it now...A weatherman in Houston says...

"Wazzup, Mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!"

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With all your honor and dignity, what would you do? Please don't answer without giving it serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line- this is important for the test to work accurately.

You're in Florida ... in Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a news photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You seemingly have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

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A good one Larry.

I laughed out loud when i read your posting.

I got that from an acquaintance named Frank Lindahl.

muahahahaha!!

(classic black and white all the way! )

Black and white fan?

(me too)

Yeah... Black and white photography tends to lend a dramatic impact to a subject, I think.

And it's elegant. Black and white film has a wider greyscale then colourfilm, that's why you can get such awesome soft scales in a black and white photo.

Druegan, if you enjoy black and white, you should definitely watch this movie.
movies-tv-f27/weird-sublime-and-totally-awesome-movies-t722.html

Check my first posting. This is an AWESOME experience in black and white.

TPB just happened to have a copy, so I'm pulling it down now.. lol. Looks interesting!

One of my favourite movies, the most beautiful movie ever made in black and white.