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Some Psysics Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who wanted his windows cleaned? He had
Bose-Einstien condensation


Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Theorist and a Beauty
Therapist?
A: The Quantum Theorist uses Planck's Constant as a foundation,
whereas the Beauty Therapist uses Max Factor.


Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
A: Fission Chips.

(some science jokes are totally ununderstandable like this one)


Since one has

lim (8/n) = oo,
n->0

then for each Z, one has

lim (Z/n) = N.
n->0

(not so funny perhaps?)

Fodor: My argument for p is based on three premises:
(1) q
(2) r
and
(3) p
>From these, the claim that p deductively follows.

Some people may find the third premise controversial, but it is
clear that if we replaced that premise by any other reasonable
premise, the argument would go through just as well.

Sellars's proof that p: Unfortunately, limitations of space prevent
it from being included here, but important parts of the proof can be
found in each of the articles in the attached bibliography.

Earman: There are solutions to the field equations of general
relativity in which space-time has the structure of a four-dimensional
klein bottle and in which there is no matter. In each such
space-time, the claim that not-p is false. Therefore p.

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The
dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study

revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are

identical, a person under stress would find differences in

the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds

between the dolphins, the more stress that person is

experiencing.